And I thought BLONDE moments were bad...


>> This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.
>> >>
>> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
>> found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
>>
>> She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
>> at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out
>> of the car!"
>>
>> The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
>> like mad.
>>
>> The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
>> the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken
>> that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried,
>> and then it dawned on her why...
>>
>> For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a
>> Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat...
>>
>> A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
>> farther down.
>>
>> She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to
>> report her mistake.
>>
>> The sergeant to whom she told t her story couldn't stop laughing.
>>
>> He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
>> reporting a car [censored] by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
>> than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large
>> handgun.
>>
>> No charges were filed.
>>

>> MORAL OF THE STORY?
>>
>> If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable!